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Heightened Defense Preparedness Against Anomalous Threats Instituted

5/15/2022

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Civil defence readiness is an important first line of protection against all threats, natural and preternatural. To be forewarned is to be forearmed (not four-armed). Residents are advised to report four-armed and other preternatural sightings to their local anomaly eradication station.
​ATLAS stands for Anomaly Terror Level Advisory System. Now in its thirty-third year, it is Isermno's color-coded early warning alert apparatus, instituted in the wake of 1989's so-called "Terror from the Sea." While there is no consensus as to whether this ostensibly preternatural incident actually happened, its occurrence (or non-occurrence) prompted the government to found the programme.
Each of ATLAS's five color levels indicates a progressively imminent degree of danger. From lowest to highest, they are: green, blue, yellow, orange, and red.​
As of this reporting, ATLAS has been elevated from green to blue.
A summary of each of the color advisory levels is given below.
Green / Low: They sleep, for now...
  • Business as usual.
  • Surveillance efforts continue at standard readiness.
  • Misinformation specialists monitor as the situation develops.
Blue / Guarded: They stir...
  • National defence forces placed on alert.
  • Rapid response anomalous wildlife eradication squads mobilized.
  • Preternatural suppression specialists deployable within three hours.
Yellow / Elevated: They're coming...
  • Enhanced surveillance protocols instituted.
  • Unmanned aerial hunter strike drones deployable in one hour.
  • Exorcists and resident clergy initiate round-the-clock prayer services.
Orange / High: They're here!
  • Military, police, and civil defence on high alert.
  • Napalm-equipped jet bombers deployable within four hours.
  • Twenty-four hour direct hotline to the Vatican established.
​Red / Severe: Run for your lives!
  • Class 2-A extinction level event imminent.
  • High-level executive staff evacuated to secure command facility.
  • Self-destruct initiated for preternatural research black sites.
  • Plausible deniability specialists intensify misinformation protocols.

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Federico Gálvez is the chief editor and senior reporter for IMBS. Knowing that having one's name on a fancy sheet of paper can open economic opportunities, he earned a bachelor's of science in forgery, which skills he then used to procure a master's degree in journalism. He drinks beer and watches sports, sometimes even when he is off work.
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