Authorities have expressed concern over the rise of vandalism of public works of art, and the trend is only expected to worsen. At the time of this reporting, it is believed that unidentified subversive elements of society are responsible for the attack on the equestrian statue in the Plaza Isermno business complex.
A local woman was admitted to the hospital in serious condition after she failed at teaching her pet duck to fly. Aoife Wiśniewski Prendergast states she happened upon the duck while it was still in its egg. Giving it the name Señor Quackers, she raised it to adulthood, by which time she felt it was old enough to live in the wild.