In a stroke of inclusivity that is both stunning and brave, an Isermnoan filmmaker has begun production of a period drama called Berlin: Nineteen Forty Queer. Set during the Second World War, the film defies gender and racial stereotypes by casting non-Whites in traditionally White European roles.
A local man checked himself into Isermno General Hospital late last night with canine bite marks on his forearm. Despite his protests to the contrary, experts say he is a werewolf. He will be kept under maximum security for observation and treatment for an undisclosed period of time.
In a groundbreaking discovery that surpasses the mapping of the human genome, Isermnoan scientists today revealed that they have mapped the human skeleton. "This is an unprecedented breakthrough in medical science," said lead researcher Dr. Schlimazel Hasenpfeffer.
The United States is in trouble. Unlike 2020's violence against statues and the riots described as "fiery but mostly peaceful" because they were about race, 2022's violence over post-conception birth control may well threaten U.S. national stability.
Black eyes and bloody noses abounded during an intense game of Madden NFL '94 on the Sega Genesis. The game, which has been praised for its realism, became all too real for Bruno Batuta, 37, and Snyder Whifflesnap, 44.
June is LGBBQ+ Pride month, and Isermno's LGBBQ+ community is out in force in a month-long celebration of strength, heritage, and solidarity. Roll out the grills and the red meat, because this year's event is looking to be a blowout.
Civil defence readiness is an important first line of protection against all threats, natural and preternatural. To be forewarned is to be forearmed (not four-armed). Residents are advised to report four-armed and other preternatural sightings to their local anomaly eradication station.