Climate: Tropical maritime; little seasonal temperature variation.
Terrain: Mostly flat to rolling plains, with rugged hills and mountains in the interior; many natural harbors and beaches.
Population: 1,977,481 (2022 estimate).
Ethnic Groups: 77.3% Hispanic, 9.1% African, 6.2% North or Central European, 4.7% mixed race, 0.1% of no known human genotype found on planet Earth.
Natural Resources: Silver, petroleum, fish, arable land, orichalcum, U̶̲̇N̵̥̑̌̆͘Ṣ̸̜͙͉̼͙̍͂̓̀̏̉͝ͅP̵̨̥̣̲̝̭͑̅͊͝E̶̢͑̆̕A̶͉̭̱̥̯̽̑̃̚ͅK̵̢̦̩̦̽́͊̇̕͝A̷͙̥͓̫̘̙͐ͅB̴̨̟̰͔̣̗̃̅L̷̩̽͝Ê̸͎̙͖͌̎͒̀̾͠ ̵̢̹͎̗͓̖̝͒̎͐̈́̑͆̕Ḧ̸̪͉̦́O̸͕͔͉̺̭͕̿̓́́̕͠Ŗ̶̛̳̭̻̑́̋͊̚͠Ŗ̶̢͔͙͈̐Ō̴̻̪͈̫̯͈̌̏̑R̷̨̪͇̖̉̿̾͒̀͝ͅ pleasant climate amenable to tourism.
Natural Hazards: Earthquakes, hurricanes, volcanoes, spontaneous human combustion, political assassination, alien abduction, cryptids, and [REDACTED] only when the stars are right.
Languages: Spanish, English, 6th century BC Juedo/Babylonian Aramaic.
Religions: 96.2% Roman Catholic, 3.8% pagan worship of indigenous folk deities.