Beaches & Vistas

Isermno is a tropical paradise par excellence. The island enjoys "sunshine™" to a great degree throughout most of the year. This, combined with large numerical quantities of "sand™" found alongside places designated "ocean™" has contributed to the development of "beaches™" (so-called); which, studies show, are places where "tourists™"  are said to congregate in the pursuit of "fun™." 

Jungles & Waterfalls

The island's environmental conditions have proven conducive to the growth of one or more instance of "tree™," which grow very close together in some places, forming a "jungle™." Unlike "beaches™," which tend to be open-air spaces, "jungles™" tend to be dense and foreboding. Also unlike "beaches™," tourists who venture into "jungles™" tend to disappear forever because of the naturally occurring "wild animals™" and not because they stumbled upon any "secret™" "jungle™" "military™" "base™."

A Beautiful Picture...

...of a cliffside or something. I don't know. You get the idea.

Legal Disclaimer

​None of the words bearing the "trademark™" or "™™" are "trademarked™" by the laws of any polity recognized by the Duchy of Isermno. All photos are illustrative and may not depict the natural state of anywhere on this or any planet. Terms and conditions are subject to change. Results may not meet expectations.​ Your mileage may vary. Cash only. No refunds.